Occasional Notes: True, False. Fake, Real.
Jason Kuznicki on Oct 9th 2008
You’ve probably heard the story of the man whose girlfriend refused to leave the bathroom for two years and got physically stuck to the toilet… Now he’s won the lottery. Twice.
One time, at bandcamp… Wow, I guess that line had some truth it. And you thought fraternities had all the fun. (H/t)
Fake presidential candidate Paris Hilton continues to make more sense than the “real” candidates, at least the ones we see on TV, and I’m seriously thinking now about a write-in. Her Iraq policy seems exactly right to me. And her adviser Martin Sheen is a much-needed link to the go-go 90s: “People invested in a website that sold dog food because a puppet told them to do it.” Ah, the good old days.
I e-mailed that guy who was giving away two dozen tracheostomy kits because his “ideas for science fair projects never came about.” Alas (or perhaps thankfully) he wouldn’t tell me his plans.
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