Obama to Be Charged with Treason? Well, probably not.

James Hanley on Oct 11th 2008

This is the most ridiculous Barack Obama rumor yet. I heard it today from the girl who cuts my hair, who heard it from her manager.

Barack Obama is going to be charged with treason, because on his recent trip to the Middle East and Europe he was trying to persuade soldiers to go AWOL and quit the army.

Really. The girl who cuts my hair is a student of mine, and an Obama supporter, but her manager actually believes it. Really.

And I suppose it’s just the mainstream media keeping the news from us.

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3 Responses to “Obama to Be Charged with Treason? Well, probably not.”

  1. # D.A. Ridgelyon 12 Oct 2008 at 8:14 am

    The most shocking part of that story is that you’d let a student of yours that close to you with sharp objects!

  2. # James Hanleyon 12 Oct 2008 at 11:34 am

    DAR,

    She has two children, so I assume concern for their well-being if mommy goes to jail outweighs any lingering desire for vengeance.

  3. # James Kon 13 Oct 2008 at 12:52 am

    This is just dumb, for one thing convincing soldiers to go AWOL would be sedition, not treason and I don’t think you guys have a law against that.

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