Forget “Taxation Without Representation” — New D.C. License Plates to Read “Money, Guns & Lawyers”

D.A. Ridgely on Jun 26th 2008

If you are an able bodied male resident of the U.S. between the ages of 17 and 45, are either a citizen or have declared an intention to become a citizen and are not already a member of the Armed Services (including the Reserves and the National Guard), Title 10 U.S.C. § 311 says you are, whether you know it or not, a member of the “unorganized militia.”

The unorganized militia doesn’t include any women nor does it exclude gay men unless Congress bought into the “gay men are sissies” (hence not “able bodied”) stereotype back in 1903 when it passed the Dick Act. I know, I know!

I, by the way, served honorably in the unorganized militia without so much as a single blot on my escutcheon – and you have no idea how hard it was to keep my escutcheon blotless all those years – and yet I received nary so much as an Honorable Discharge – and you have no idea how boring an honorable discharge can be — from those ingrates at the Department of Defense!

But to paraphrase Arlo Guthrie, I didn’t come here to talk about the militia, I came to talk about the Second Amendment. As my co-blogger and famed radio personality Jim Babka has already noted today, the Supreme Court’s 5 to 4 decision in District of Columbia v. Heller is a landmark ruling in the never-friggin’-ending struggle between individual liberties and state control.

At least one friend of mine who shall remain nameless but whose initials are RFC will probably be spending the rest of the day gloating to his many more “progressive” friends. And, indeed, notwithstanding the long, long litany of legitimate criticisms one can level at George W. Bush, lets not kid ourselves into thinking that the decision in Heller would have been the same if a Gore or Kerry nominee were sitting on the Supreme Court right now.

Of course, the reason I began with the business about the militia is because, for those of you who haven’t already memorized the Bill of Rights, the Second Amendment reads:

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

As you can readily see, the Founders seemed to think there was or should be some sort of connection between keeping and bearing arms and a well regulated militia. Then again, they also seemed to think a comma was required after “militia,” so maybe we shouldn’t always defer to what they thought.

Still, much of the palaver over gun rights since roughly 1791 has swirled around whatever the nexus between militias and individual rights is or should be, and now the Supremes have finally stepped up to the plate, or firing range as the case may be, and answered the mail. (If you like that mixed metaphor, I have many others, too!)

Here, however, is where I feel required to make a few turd in the punchbowl comments. First, as I tried valiantly but vainly to explain some years ago to an otherwise extremely bright and knowledgeable Michigan law professor who shall also remain nameless, the Critical Legal Studies boys and girls had it right, not in their actual politics (which almost universally sucks) but in their understanding that the language of the law is almost limitlessly flexible and that just about any legal result desired can be effected by those with the power to do so.

What this essentially means is that, even before Marbury v. Madison, there are no correct Supreme Court decisions, nor are there or have there ever been any wrong ones either, even including, for example, Plessy v. Ferguson and Dred Scott. They simply are what they are and the wealth of 5 to 4 decisions over the years amply demonstrate that, over and over again, but for the opinion of one person the law of the land could and would have been vastly different. Argue about the morality or the desirability of this decision or that all you want, but save your breath when it comes to whether it was decided “correctly.”

Second, never underestimate the power of the state and those who would use the state to do exactly what they want while telling you what to do and what not to do. Remember that when the largely pyrrhic victory against reverse discrimination in Regents of the University of California v. Bakke was first announced, the same statists who had originally latched onto the phrase “affirmative action” to justify racial quotas now latched onto Justice Powell’s probably careless assertion that “diversity” was a legitimate state interest. Thanks to Justice O’Connor’s subsequent “reasoning” in Grutter v. Bollinger, equal rights advocates have only twenty years now to try again.

My point – and, yes, I do have one – is simply that the Supreme Court, just like the federal government taken as a whole, has been and continues to be as much a threat to individual liberties as a protector. If you really want to maximize freedom, minimize government.

Filed in The Bench

5 Responses to “Forget “Taxation Without Representation” — New D.C. License Plates to Read “Money, Guns & Lawyers””

  1. Greysonon 26 Jun 2008 at 1:54 pm

    Here here! Good points all, though I would stress that there is a difference between a case being adjudicated correctly by the letter of the law, which as you rightly point out is vague and pliant, and a case being adjudicated in a way that correctly respects the true, immutable, inalienable rights that once compelled a people to dissolve their ties with an overreaching government.

  2. James Hanleyon 26 Jun 2008 at 9:40 pm

    The compellingness of the Critical Legal Studies approach is why I quit studying Con Law in grad school and switched to more empirical matters. That said, even within the CLS approach there’s room for the claim that some decisions require more of a logical stretch (are less successful social constructions, perhaps) than others.

    And in this case, Scalia’s claim that “the rights of the people” should be interpreted the same way in the 2nd Amendment as it is in the other 2 1/2 places (the 1/2 is the 9th Amendment) in the Constitution, is a pretty damned compelling argument for anyone who would like the law to have some inner logic. Stephens’s weak response was essentially, “nuh, uh, it could mean something different here” was the legal equivalent of a creationist’s claim that Goddidit.

  3. James Hanleyon 26 Jun 2008 at 9:46 pm

    By the way, don’t you think Warren deserves a credit in this essay?

  4. Jim Babkaon 27 Jun 2008 at 10:07 am

    Escutcheon, according to Wikipedia

    * Escutcheon (heraldry) - a term used in heraldry for the shield displayed in a coat of arms.
    * Escutcheon - in medicine, refers to the male or female distribution of pubic hair.
    * Escutcheon (furniture) - an architectural item of door furniture that surrounds a keyhole or lock cylinder.
    * Escutcheon - plate on the stern of a ship inscribed with the ship’s name.
    * Escutcheon - in bathroom plumbing, the term used for any back-plate, ornamental or otherwise (usually round) used to cover a gap between a penetrating pipe or control valve, and the finished wall surface from which it protrudes.

  5. D.A. Ridgelyon 27 Jun 2008 at 11:50 am

    [Foghorn Leghorn] Suh, I say, Suh! Are you questioning my escutcheon?!? [/Foghorn Leghorn]

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